Unfortunately, this is where both dogs and cats suffer in performance, as the age of their processors begins to show.

It may shock and deeply horrify you, but neither cats nor dogs can recite a poem in iambic pentameter without using the letter F. I am so sorry for having to be the one to deliver this information. This part of the job never gets easier.

While ChatGPT isn’t cute or affectionate and is nothing but code, it can in fact write me a poem in iambic pentameter without using the letter F.

Winner: ChatGPT