This website has seen so many iterations – I am rather proud of my persistence with it. 12 year-old Sachin had no idea what he was starting when he came up with the idea.

Funkysachin.com is currently a place that I use as a car journalist to showcase my content all in once location. Although there also lies the archive of old ‘Random Reviews’ where I let out my silly side and did satirical reviews of things that by no means need a review.

Random Review classics include Water Review, Toilet Review (along with thier bizarre trailers) as well as my cover of You Suffer by Napalm Death; a 1.3-second song, making it the shortest in existence.

History of Funkysachin.com

This website first came into existence in 2014, introduced as the ‘sponsor’ to my Year 6 school council campaign (which I didn’t even win). Despite democracy’s faliure in getting me a seat on the council, a working FunkySachin.com came to life soon thereafter. For the next few years, I published articles reviewing technology, films and nerf guns.

Somewhere between being 13 and 14 and somehow hundreds of pageviews later, school priorities took over and FunkySachin.com was taken off the internet. However when at home in 2022 suffering from the flu with plenty of time on my hands, I thought it was time to bring back this fantastic part of my life.

2025 and onwards

There is a simple and very pure joy that I get knowing that somewhere in the world contains is a server – on which is FunkySachin.com. I have no idea where this server is or who runs it, but it exists. And part of its purpose is to keep this website afloat.

The day before writing this (17/11/2025) I discovered that a classmate whom I hadn’t met until my return from The Netherlands has a relic from a bygone era… A stolen FunkySachin.com poster from two years ago had been on her flat kitchen wall (what do I say, I’m irresistable). As well as having the bragging rights to call myself a Y-list celebrity instead of a Z-list (X-list if I am feeling cheeky), I was also inspired to get the website up and running again.

What you see today is the website that I rebuilt from the ground up as I worked through the night after meeting my “fan”. Some of the old Random Reviews remain. If you are lucky you may see a few new ones sometime too.

So go fourth dear reader and discover FunkySachin.com 3.0!