Winner: Diplodocus

Large, long and looking breath-taking, the diplodocus is the true winner of the cats vs dogs debate.
They are cute, affectionate and completely self-reliant. Not only that, but diplodocus’s adore Korn. I know that because they told me once. Don’t believe me? Here’s me frolicking with a diplodocus on my 19th birthday:

With all this in mind, how can these animals not be the perfect cat/dog?