The real winner
Ok, here we have the real results for the definitive cats vs dogs:
| Dogs: 4 | Cats: 2 | ChatGPT: 1 | Sachin: 1 |
As we can see, dogs have clear lead over cats, crowning them the all-time winner until the end of the universe. It is evident dogs have the benefit of being time-tested and receiving thousands of software patches over the years.
Whereas cats are like that Lego set you built but realise right at the end you made a mistake halfway through but can’t be bothered to fix so you just force yourself to live with the shame.
Don’t agree? Feel free to leak my IP address and put it in the comments section below. (That was a joke don’t actually do that)
To end things on a nice note: I absolutely adore both cats and dogs. To me, a world without either is a life not worth living because of the joy that they bring. My crew are certainly an interesting bunch with a special dynamic and I could not be more happy they are in my life.
My pets: (top/left image, left to right) Laya, Nanuk, Mr Pip and Louis
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This review was so good my retinas prolapsed and must be surgically replaced in a lengthy and painfully procedure that will bankrupt me and my family
9/10
*Painful
My cat is very upset, diplodocus really stole that W
this eloquent comparison was emotionally revealing and was the cause of my therapist consequently being fired.
Fascinating comparison, not sure I entirely agree with the results but then I’m not Funky Sachin…
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Wow Sachin! Diese Bewertung ist wirklich aufschlussreich. Ich bin sehr beeindruckt von deiner Fähigkeit, solch wichtige Fragen auf eine elegante Weise zu analysieren. Gleichzeitig siehst du auch noch umwerfend aus. Wahrhaftig ein Meisterwerk! 😊👌🇩🇪
dipoldocus bad dinosaur 🙁